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I'm exhausted. ZZZZZ

Past Miss Californias are cooler than the current one.

I'm a big fan of the wave. I always feel like I should wave my thanks when someone is courteous enough to let you in the lane or whatever. And I feel offended when I let someone in and they don't acknowledge it. Today I let this woman merger from her parallel parking spot into the lane and I totally said (out loud) to myself "I better get a wave, bitch" (I'm really unfriendly when I'm driving LOL). She waved. All was good.

I think everyone needs a reminder every once in a while of how awesome the Lord of the Rings is.

Also, hi! *waves*

The good: Happy Easter!

The bad and the ugly:
Apparently Amazon has been stripping sales figures and rankings from certain books that are deemed "too adult" for the general public. A lot of these "too adult" books are Gay and Lesbian books. Now Amazon is being Google-bombed.

Amazon Rank.

This is so ridiculous.

Ugh, I'm gonna go finish my taxes.

"So Dawson, how are things down at the creek?"

Aww, the first episodes lol. Look at their baby faces!

The things you forget when you haven't seen them in a while.

Happy St. Patrick's Day!!

Three gay guys arrive at the pearly gates and St. Peter is waiting to greet them. He says, "Homosexuality is a sin, but since it’s so popular on Earth these days we now have a repentance policy. If you repent here and now and pass a test to show you’ve changed your ways, then you will not go to hell." The three homosexuals, of course, agree to try it out. St. Peter explains that they will spend 15 minutes in a room, alone with the most beautiful man in the universe. He says, "if you can resist temptation for 15 minutes, you’ll be free to enter heaven."

So the first guy goes in and exactly fifteen minutes later, St. Peter follows. Peter sniffs near his mouth and says "I smell cum. You’re going to hell."

The second guy hears this and decides to try something different on his turn. When St. Peter comes in, he sniffs all around him and finally stops at his asshole and says "I smell cum. You’re going to hell."

The two guys wait outside the room while the third does the test. They both agree that there’s no way he’ll pass. Unbelievably, after 15 minutes, St. Peter leads him by hand to the pearly gates and waves as the homosexual enters the kingdom of heaven
. The two rush to the gate and yell out "How did you do it?"

The new angel replied through the gate "When Peter came in, I offered to blow him too."

That 3rd guy? Totally Brian.

Today, someone said the words "free time." I'm not sure I understand this concept...?

So, I played at the friending party last week for a couple hours, then passed out without getting ready or packing for my little road trip that weekend. And then this week, I've less time than usual because I had to help my aunt out with some stuff.

Anyway, this was just a drive by post to say hello to new friends and to share this: a quicker shower. First thing I thought is that it looks like balls lol. What would Brian think?

So what's everyone up to tonight?

*cough*

lol

Happy Birthday bookgirl24!!

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I'm was out of my mind with boredom earlier, so I went surfing the net. (Sidebar: Why do I always find entertainment when it's time for bed?)

Anyway, I found this and I thought it was pretty hilarious: Courtroom Testimony. Things actually said in a courtroom.

eta: oh, also, 410 is on Logo right now!
"it smells like yak shit" "yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if that was in it too" lol Brian's dramatic shudder.

eta2: I swear this is the last time I edit this entry, but I have to say just how hot Brian is in the scene with Joan.

I got a little upset with life earlier and decided to skip out on dance to, you know, eat dinner. So now I'm sitting here watching Wheel of Fortune and trying to entertain myself, so I want to ask a random, silly question.

Which game show would Brian prefer: Jeopardy! or Wheel of Fortune?

hahahahahahaha!!

So I have Logo on in the background while I mess around online and QAF just ended and Showgirls came on. In one of the scenes where this woman is topless, they DREW a bra on her. OMG it's hysterical. Who's job is that? Breast censorer for cable channels?

edit: This movie is ridiculous by the way, what little I've seen of it. Like, stupid, overacted and oh, yeah, stupid LOL

Happy Val-- er...Justin's Magical Heart Shaped Ass Day!! ♥

I went to see Coraline in 3D today. Good movie, but kind of creepy.

And now I'm starving and there's no food lol.

I'm supremely bored. I should be going to bed anyway.


cap from reminiscent designs

I just wanted to say how pretty I think Daphne looks in this scene. And I also love the way she says "which, for the record, was un-fucking-real" lol.

Also great in this episode:
"You call this crappy knock off a Barcelona chair? More like a Tijuana chair."
"No, a big fat lie is 'I won't come in your mouth'"..."Just don't come on the sofa!"
"Fortunately the lad's a genius"
LOL that whole scene is awesome.

And....goodnight!

Hi.

I've been nudged :) So I thought I'd drop in and say hi.
Not much has been going on, just busy with work. Glad that I still have my job.

Sorry for being MIA, I'll try to be around more.

December was not quite happening for me on IJ. My holidays were boring and uneventful. I hope everyone else's was nice and not boring.

I also hope every had a nice New Years. Mine was...again boring.


I really want 2009 to be good. I'm so pessimistic sometimes, but I'm going to really try to be more positive and hope that it helps.

I saw Yes Man today and it was funny and cute and I'd recommend seeing it.

Merry Christmas!!

♥

I missed it by an hour and change but...


Happy Birthday Bunny!!

The Adventures of Sunshine and Sweetums by LJ's suzvoy.

I'm a person who likes the lighter side of life and a lot of my favorite fics have a little humor in them. I especially like this one because it pokes fun of the pet names that are used in...other fics.

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!!

Don't eat too much ;)